Reasons Why I Sometimes Wish I Were My Cat

[OhManINeedCoffee]

Reasons Why I Sometimes Wish I Were My Cat:

1. When I break stuff on purpose, people would think it was cute.
2. The ultimate source of joy in my life would materialize in the form of one of those little brightly-colored, fuzzy mice.
3. The most stressful thing on my daily to-do list would be napping on top of a pile of warm laundry.
4. Destroying furniture constitutes as therapy.
5. I don't have to explain myself when I suddenly go from enthusiastic snuggling to enthusiastic biting.
6. I can irritate the hell out of my owner by crawling into the refrigerator and/or the dishwasher, but it'll still be cute when I do it.
7. I would finally have the ability to get stuck in the most bizarre places, and nobody will know how I did it.
8. Picking a fight with my own tail would be the biggest drama of my day.
9. I could purposefully shove all my toys under large kitchen appliances just so I could watch my owner struggle to get them back out.
10. Sleeping in the bathroom sink does look strangely comfortable.

[SuperDave71]

Taken from the book..."101 Uses for a Dead Cat" By Simon Bond.





he he he.....GREAT post Kelley!




-SuperDave71

[suzie q]

hahahhahahahhhahahahhahaa.

whew.

[Silverstar]

that was so funny Kelley

[xxSPHYNXxx]

Oh my! Ha

[thatdoggirl]

Originally Posted by OhManINeedCoffee

5. I don't have to explain myself when I suddenly go from enthusiastic snuggling to enthusiastic biting.

Haha. My cat does that ALL the time. She will get all cute and cuddly and then she attacks out of nowhere. I think she is crazy.

[OhManINeedCoffee]

I'm convinced that my cat is mildly bi-polar. The feline equivalent of a mildly bi-polar, ADHD, accident-prone 3-year-old boy.

[xxSPHYNXxx]

Now Im laughing!