Oh I am so glad you stated the thread!
I am also new to the internet dating...One of my closest friends talked me into it.. Actually, I ddin't even tell her I joined~ my intent was to join, go thru the "motions" and be able to go back to her and say...IT DIDN"T WORK!
I laugh too Kelley, some of those profiles are just "hilarious"...I was actually very good about it, I responded to every wink or message sent to me and "gently/politely" would wish them well finding their match.
So he "winked" at me it was the week before Thanksgiving...we talked almost a week before I agreed to "meet" him and we have dated since...I'll keep you updated....
I am looking forward to reading yours, I think I am just going to die laughing as your just so comical!!!!