New Development Weird chicks on dating sites!!

[Dan72]

GOOD LORD!!!

Ok, so some chick called Linda messaged me on a dating site, so I responded just saying hi, she then sends me this,.. WTF?!?!?!?!?!:

Hi Dan,

Thanks for your mail and i am glad to read back from you soon... i am going through rite now and my spirit goes with you that why i am telling you this and i know you can help me with it.. I will like to have confide in you with what am going through at this moment, i see you as a man i can trust and share anything with because i have good feelings about you.My dad have an oil company and many houses. I loose everything i inherit from my dad to my ex boyfriend and As the only child of my parents, i inherit all my parent property after there death...i want you to know that i have always love my ex boyfriend so much,i change all my name on the property to his,i did this all because i Love him...i want you to know that i never knew he was a gold digger and he was after my parents property...he sold the oil company,also the house's all that belong to me...i never new this,before i got to know he have already sold everything....i don't know what to do no more .After all his bad behaviors to me with his new gotten wife i left the states to Lewisham London UK,because my mom have a house in there by the time i got there i also found out that he sold my mom house in the uk...i was so mad and i don't know what to do no more...Before my dad died,he use to tell me that he had a 1000 Acre's of land in west Africa Nigeria,i left UK to west Africa Nigeria,i have all the documents of the land with me.

I got to west Africa Nigeria and i locate the land....i want you to know that the land is all i have left...i have been in west Africa Nigeria for 2weeks now and the Government in here bought the land from me because i put it up FOR SALE...I sold the land to the government in here for {£1,750,000}...After i was paid i took the money to a bank in here to transfer the money to an account,i was told that they can not transfer money from Nigeria to another country because they are under develop in here,i want you to know that i went to about 10 banks and i was told the same that they can only transfer money within there country...I don't know what to do no more...and i am scared in here because i don't want to be taken advantage of after all i went through in life i might get setup or get kill if anybody find out that i have such an amount of money....Now i have to go and deposit the money in a security company...I have put the money in two boxes wish i have lock with 4 codes and it can only be open by me with the 4 codes and i did not let anyone know that i have money in the boxes....i want you to know that i have deposit the moneywith a security company,the company is a Private shipment company....and i can assure you that there have been no problem with there previous shipment of boxes all over the world.

Now i am in need of your help and trust with this...i want you to help me with this boxes...i want to start a new life again...and also i hope you are really serious aboutt having a serious relationship with me... i need your trust and help with this boxes,i want the boxes to be shipped to you while i come to you as soon as you get the boxes... i know we have just met and i know i can trust you with this money...cos my heart is set on you and my heart tell me that i can trust you...this is where we have to build our trust and Honey can i trust you with this and will you help me?Trust is Letting others know your feelings, emotions and reactions, and having the confidence in them to respect you and to not take advantage of you,Trust is Sharing your inner feelings and thoughts with others with belief that they will not spread them indiscriminately..10% of the money is yours and also what kind of investment do you think we can do as soon as the boxes get to you,also i will like us to buy a new house we can leave and be together.i want you to know that what is mine is always yours for someone i care for.i hope to read from you soon.

Lot of affections

xoxoxxx
Linda


Obviously I'm not going to respond, but wow, how naive do these kind of idiots think people are?!?

Apparently she looks like this, somehow I doubt it!!

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/641760/lin475.jpg

[Romi]

Hoooo Dan my friend, RUN LIKE HELL!!!! hahaha

[Dan72]

LOL I think I'm going to report it to the site.

[OhManINeedCoffee]

Dan, that is SO sketchy. Since when did dating sites turn into "Please help me do some illegal activity" sites?

I'm having my doubts that she is who she really says she is. Definitely report that.

[SuperDave71]

Sounds like a SCAM ARTIST to say the least...I would def. report it to the site.


-SuperDave71

[myfavoriteword]

HAHAHAH that's wonderful. thanks for sharing that kind of reminds me about the time my roommate tried to send some of her international politics textbooks online and got emails from some "king" in africa who told her that she needed to send him a money order first...or something like that, i don't really remember but it was just as weird as this message..

so how do you feel about starting a future with this women in your new house, with the boxes and 10% of the money??! you must be so excited!

[Cityboy88]

LOL.. thats either a scam, or maybe youve finally met my crazy ex? hahaha

[Dan72]

lol it's been reported and 'she' has been removed from the site.

[thatdoggirl]

LOL. Totally a scam.

[xxSPHYNXxx]

WOW~

Yes, have to agree....it took all I could to just manage to read thru the end!

Glad she was removed.